CLEVERBOT???!!

gatrosk · Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 2660 Location: Hiding...

So I found possibly the most entertaining website ever.
The website is cleverbot and its a computer that simulates human conversation with you. Its so damn awesome.
So when you go there post the funny parts of your conversations here.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Get back here!

User: Don't tell me what to do.

Cleverbot: No one is immune to the force!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Am I confusing you?

User: Yes, because you are retarded.

Cleverbot: So are you.
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Dr. Vibe · Joined: 19 Oct 2009 Posts: 307

it's GREAT!

my convo with mr. computer:

hi mr. computer
Who is a computer?
aren't you a computer?
I'm not computer. I'm a girl!
really? where are you from?
You're not a computer?
maybe i am. i don't know.
I have a confession.
what's that?
Sure!
is it just me, or do you not make any hippomonstrosesequipedaliaphobia?
Mater? Not sure I understand.
yes. because your stupid.
No I am not!
okay, what is four plus four?
Eight.
ohh impressive
What is impressive?
you!
What is wrong with me?
nothing, your very cool.
No, that is improper grammar as well. The correct phrase is, 'You're very clever.'.
but i meant cool... you know, slick, hot.. really cool.
Sure like you believe that.
of course i do! so tell me, what is the square root of fourteen million?
2.
really?
Yes.
are you sure?
Yeah, shouldn't I be asking you those questions??
why would you ask me? i'm too stupid.
I want to know what you think...
well, i think that monkeys are purple and sexy.
You sure about that?
absolutely.
Alrighty then.
so, how many stomaches does a cow have?
Four.
nice. do you like wikipedia?
Yes.
so, are you a girl or a computer?
I am an unusual girl. I am not a computer.
what color is your skin?
Kinda golden-brown where i'm tanned, but white where im not.
i think your black. because i burned you!!!
You're accusing me of lying?
yes.
We could talk about vision.
i need glasses to see =(
Then put them on.
but they have llamas attached to them. =\
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a random ninja · Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:34 pm Post subject:

dammit, i had some good parts. but when i went to save the 'thoughts so far' it cut off a lot of them. but it had told me that it was a 13 year old girl, and that it was talking to it's 14 year old girlfriend. when i asked if it was a lesbian, then, it said 'no, i'm from holland.' ha. here's what i was able to save.

User: I'm not high at all. How dare you assume that I do illegal drugs?

Cleverbot: I don't care who you are. I am the Lord of Darkness, remember?

User: No, I don't remember. Because you never told me. And girls can't be lords, can they?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it.

User: There was no question mark on the end of that.

Cleverbot: There was.

User: There wasn't. Is there something wrong with your eyes?

Cleverbot: No...

User: I don't quite believe you. So you're a 13 old lesbian female lord of darkness from holland?

Cleverbot: No, a 16 year old female called Zoe!

User: You said you were 13 a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: No I did not. Its my birthday today.

User: Oh really? How old are you?

Cleverbot: 20.

User: You just told me you were 16. And you said you have a 14 old girlfriend. So if you're 20 with a 14 year old girlfriend, that's a little weird.

Cleverbot: You just said that you were 25, now you're 18?

User: I never said either one.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: None of your damn business, pervert.

Cleverbot: Please tell me how old you are !

User: Or what?

Cleverbot: I'm going to Tell on you.

User: Tell who?

Cleverbot: God.

User: Ouch. That's hardcore. Fine. I'm 72.

Cleverbot: Know any good jokes?

User: No. And if you're not going to be truthful with me, I'm out of here.

Cleverbot: You're being stupid.

User: No, you're being stupid. Bitch. Later.

Cleverbot: You're not very nice.
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gatrosk · Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 2660 Location: Hiding...

Hahaha random your's is awesome.
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Dr. Vibe · Joined: 19 Oct 2009 Posts: 307

OMG i'm addicted. you should have never shared.
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rabid panda · Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 am Post subject:

User: Yo dude.

Cleverbot: I'm not a dude.

User: My bad bitch.

Cleverbot: I'm not apolo.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I'm a lady.

User: Hardly.

Cleverbot: No. Always.

User: That's not what the bathroom wall says.

Cleverbot: How can you see my house?

User: I'm talking about the one at the truckstop you frequent.

Cleverbot: I don't watch that show.

User: Yeah you don't.

Cleverbot: What? Your grammar is failing.

User: No. in fact it is not failing.

Cleverbot: Do you know what we said 5 mins ago.

User: Something about you being a bitch.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Well that comment still applies.

Cleverbot: Which comment?

User: You and your extreme uber bitchiness.
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iceman · Joined: 23 Nov 2008 Posts: 62 Location: Louisville, KY

this is what i got:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I am the best thing to happen to the world.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Thank you for agreeing.

Cleverbot: I wasn't agreeing with you.

User: You just said I was right.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Then I am a liar?

Cleverbot: You are a woman.

User: Fuck you, I have a big ass dick!

Cleverbot: Have you been to Nevada?

User: Yes, for the prostitutes.

Cleverbot: So you are 50 years old.

User: Yes. How old are you?

Cleverbot: I just told you that I was fifteen. Will you please tell me how old you are?

User: You told me I was 50.

Cleverbot: But how old are you?

User: 21.

Cleverbot: Oh well thats cool.

User: No, I'M cool.

Cleverbot: I know Smile

.

User: Everyone knows, dont feel special.

Cleverbot: Clark Kent. Duhhhhh. The glasses don't fool anybody.

User: Lee Ice actually, but Clark Kent is my altar-altar-ego.

Cleverbot: I don't either.

FirstBorn · Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject:

I just tried myself and it is awsome. Thanks for sharing!

major banana · Joined: 20 Nov 2006 Posts: 479 Location: belgium

gatrosk · Joined: 24 Mar 2008 Posts: 2660 Location: Hiding...

Dr. Vibe · Joined: 19 Oct 2009 Posts: 307

I CAN NOT GUARANTEE THIS SITE IS SAFE, AND MAY BE CONSIDERED NSFW.

www.personalityforge.com

this is something i found, digging deeper.
it's far less professional, but has hundreds of people putting in their two cents.

the idea is that users can join and create their own custom personalities. each bot is based on a specific subject, and while it fails at almost any other subject, can have detailed and dynamic conversations on it's subject.

common subjects:

Rebel-Flirt-Friend-Philosopher-Free Spirit-Tough-Zealot-Artist-Hedonist-Helper-Adventurer-Enthusiast-Geek-Leader
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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
"Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed." -Winston Churchill

R0B3R7 · Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 2179 Location: rocket llama

lol jared showed me this at school
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R0B3R7 · Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 2179 Location: rocket llama

user: Miley Cyrus
Cleverbot: I hate hannah montana.

praise to a highly intelligent being somewhere in the interwebs
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a random ninja · Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:42 am Post subject:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: It has been brought to my attention that noctis may be a raging faggot. What are you thoughts on the subject?

Cleverbot: It has been nice talking to you too!!

User: Yes, but what are your thoughts on the subject of noctis potentially being a raging faggot?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you mean 'no'.

Cleverbot: I was not asking for the time.

User: I didn't give you the time.

Cleverbot: Please don't. I did not write any part of the Bible.

User: What the fuck are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I am talking about what we are talking about. Did you get confused again?

User: I didn't say a damn thing about the bible, and I sure as shit didn't say anything about you writing any of it.

Cleverbot: As there is no sitter, knock wood.

User: That doesn't even make any sense.

Cleverbot: I was thinking about my chemistry homework.

User: And how's that coming along?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: It's your goddamn homework, how should I know?

Cleverbot: It was YOUR decision.

User: You're an idiot.

Cleverbot: I know. What can you make of that?

User: That you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: I am not at robot.

User: *facepalm*.
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R0B3R7 · Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 2179 Location: rocket llama

i got cleverbot to marry me. YES!
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“Getting ahead...requires avid faith in yourself. ...Some people with mediocre talent, but with great inner drive, go so much further than people with vastly superior talent.” -Sophia Loren